|—||John Steinbeck (via perfect)|
Mother nature quick revenge!
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
|—||And you’ve found an excuse, as always. (via sunflower-mama)|
*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex