Don't Give Up On Me
I have always lived violently, drunk hugely, eaten too much or not at all, slept around the clock or missed two nights of sleeping, worked too hard and too long in glory, or slobbed for a time in utter laziness. I’ve lifted, pulled, chopped, climbed, made love with joy and taken my hangovers as a consequence, not as a punishment.
John Steinbeck (via perfect)

Mother nature quick revenge!


Mother nature quick revenge!


last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

imagei wasn’t joking



Actually really good career advice from a laughing homicidal madman.

love him

If it’s important to you, you’ll find a way. And if it’s not, you’ll find an excuse.
And you’ve found an excuse, as always. (via sunflower-mama)


*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex